Branden Wang Presents...

IT’S

BENJY, SPANT, AND JOHNLY in...

COLOSSAL CLASH

         

        “Tighten this, tighten that, and that, and that, what else do I have to tighten!?” muttered Johnly. In case you have not read the first five chapters of the Benjy, Spant and Johnly series, Johnly is the smart kid in this kid trio.

        “What are you making THIS TIME,” asked Benjy. Benjy, as you can see, is the kid who is always annoyed by the other two in the trio.

         “BOYAH! Another adventure!” yelled Spant, obnoxiously. Yes, Spant is the troublemaker.

         “I have planned a fishing trip for all of us.”

         “Something tells me this is going to be very exciting,” said Benjy rolling, his eyes.

         “OHE YEHE.”

        The boys walked 10 blocks to the beach. Johnly pressed an anonymous button, which decided to put itself in the middle of the misty beach.

 BOOME. Dust filled the air. The boys shaken with fear...

 The button opened a door to a murky, as a witch’s stew stairway, illuminated with only torches. The boys cautiously walked down and found a turquoise sub made of titanium studded cast iron, lined with bronze, and engraved in the hull was eight letters that spelled S.S. JOHNLY. The ship was 12 feet long, 6 feet tall and 9 feet wide, and had 7 circular windows with a diameter of 1 foot and a circumference of 3.14 feet. The S.S. JOHNLY was one with the sea.

         “WHOAH,” gasped Spant as his jaw dropped to the ground.

        “Please board the S.S. JOHNLY slowly and carefully,” said Johnly suddenly appearing in a 1894 captain’s outfit.

       The boys got onto the S.S. JOHNLY and released a gate, allowing water to enter into the room, and the sub shot into the vast sea. The S.S. JOHNLY kept going down and down until they reached the twilight zone.

         “Why are we down in the Twilight zone?” asked Benjy.

        “Fishin, Fishing,” sang Spant, and the line jerked, “I CAUGHT SOMETHING.” Spant thought he was going to catch some type of deep-sea fish. He was wrong. He actually caught a super-sized, steaming, super mad, cranky colossal squid. It had 22ft long tentacles, plate-sized eyes, a humongous beak, and fuming nostrils.

         “Holy Grapefruit guacamole...” said Benjy. The squid was now mad for sure.

         The squid swung two tentacles at the small and nimble S.S. JOHNLY, but the small and speedy ship dodged the strike and opened fire, sending two missiles headed for the Colossal Squid. The squid attempted to turn the missiles around. Instead,

Blam.

The squid was stunned for 19 seconds. Then, for the next 15 minutes, the squid kept swinging its tentacles, but its reckless attacks never hit the S.S. JOHNLY. Johnly made the squid tired, making it vulnerable.

         He fired two missiles.

         500 feet to squid.

         400 feet to squid.

         300 feet to squid.

         200 feet to squid.

         100 feet to squid.

         50. 40. 30. 25. 20. 15. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

BABUSHKI.

         “Hurry, we have to get back to the surface,” panted Benjy. The sub raced toward the surface.

         Plop.

         The sub reached the surface.

         “That was awesome,” said Spant. “Can we do that again?”

         “NONONONONONONONONONONO NO,” said Benjy and Johnly.

         “OOOOKKKKAAAAYYYY?”

         “Well,” said Johnly. “At least we know to never fish in the twilight zone!”

THE END!!!

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Branden Wang Presents...

IT’S

BENJY, SPANT, AND JOHNLY in...

THE BATTLE OF NYC AND THE ALAMO

         Once Benjy Spant and Johnly woke up, Jack told them about the war, how it started, and all the stats. Jack heard about what they did, time travel and space; the three boys were now Captains. They sent the three boys with Branden back to New York after they found out that the Germans were going to attack the Kid nation’s base at New York City; Jack was going toward Alamo Texas to find 3 corps under German control. They had 81 troops and the kid nation’s 125 troops at the base under Jacob Yerner of Minnesota. Jack had 219 troops, Clay, and Jamie. Branden had 81 troops, Kid Nation’s 125 regular troops and Benjy, Spant, Johnly, and Jacob.

         “What is the plan?” asked Jamie.

        “Okay,” said Jack. “First, Jamie will attack the Germans from a 120 degrees angle. Clay will attack the Germans from a 240 degrees angle. Finally, I will attack at a 360 degrees angle. Surround the Germans and force them to surrender.

         “Wuz the plan?” asked Spant.

      “Well,” said Branden. “First, we will form a fish hook, allowing us to reinforce threatened sectors. Assuming they will charge, prepare the center after 45 minutes of firing.”

Alamo. A quiet town. The Germans camped at a valley called De Valley. Jack marched his troops there and started his campaign.

       Jamie marched toward the Germans, set up artillery and started a bombardment. Soon, Clay marched his troops, set up artillery and started firing. A few minutes later, Jack came and rapid shoot the Germans. This artillery barrage would go on for 2 grueling hours.

Once Branden’s army was in positions, Jacob – along with 50 troops - lured the Germans toward the barracks. The German assaults began, charging every 5 minutes. Ludwig Schulz and Felix Lange launched 12 attacks, which all almost broke the Kid Nation line. The Germans stopped for 15 minutes leading up to the final attack.

The Kid Nation was closing in on the Germans, sweeping panic through the enemy lines. Some tried to escape, but it was no use. Hans Schmitt and Schor Hoffman’s army was gonzo. Some tried to flee via unfinished bullet train tracks. It was no use. They were goners. Jack’s army advanced. The Germans kept firing, no use. They tried shoving through the enemy lines, no use. They even tried switching sides, definitely no use. Hoffman had to surrender.

         “THEY ARE COMING!” yelled Jacob.

         “Man your battle stations!” ordered Branden.

         “Here we go,” said Benjy Johnly and Spant.

         Bam. 10 injured.

         Bam. 20 injured.

         Bam. 30 injured.

         Bam. 40 injured.

         Bam. Germans fired.

         Bam. 50 injured.

         Bam. Reinforcements fire from behind.

         Bam, Ludwig surrendered.

        

Jack met with Hoffman at the Alamo Recreational Vehicle Park. You are probably wondering, wouldn’t 20 kids in battle uniform, sitting in chairs, at a table, and in the middle of the park, would be noticeable. No one noticed them, ironically. A Canadian negotiator with Germany and Kid Nation brought forth a treaty, it says:

         No German or Kid Nation dudes won’t ever fight and stuff like that. So yeah, sign the treaty.

Jack Wilson

Schor Hoffman

They shook on it and left. Twas’ a day for Kid Nation.

Branden and Ludwig met at JFK, yeah; you are probably wondering how no one noticed them. Well no one noticed them so DEAL WITH IT. A Canadian business dude to Germany and Kid Nation handed them the treaty, it claims:

          Hear ye, hear ye! We are here to discuss surrendering stuff. Move that out of the way. We are actually here on behalf of peace. So what we lost the crusade. Put it behind us. Let us rejoice.

Branden Wang

Ludwig Schuz

The two shook on it and left.

Celebration. Jack gave THE EPANTASMATION ACOMSTAPATION honoring the 726 people who helped the win the Kid War.

      “Ahem, Four Boars and Bleven Gears ago. Our friends bought a cereal box. Crusty, dusty, and horrible,” boomed Jack.

      “The Kid War is done and we are flabbergasted and “stuffies”. We will honor and stuff like they did in every single war, SHEESH.

       BUTTIES, in a larger sense stuff, we cannot dedicate, consecrate, or hollow. Mustn’t eat Greek yogurt, eat cottage cheese, peeve, or any disgusting soufflé stuff. Mustn’t eat many stuff or do many stupid stuffies. Nar buckle. Cool beans. We must follow what Branden I (LE FATHER) wanted this nation, a cool awesome stuff and an awesome nation, by the people, of the people, for the people.”

         And that is the happy ending to the saga of the Kid War.

P.S THE BRANDEN IN THE STORY IS BRANDEN II.

THE END ^{(OF THE KID WAR SAGA)}