Alakazam, hocus pokus,
abracadabra… etcetera. You think that is dumble dwarf, Hogwarts wizard. Right?
Nope, that is me, if I had magical powers. Who says I can’t have magical
powers?
If I had magical powers, I would
make myself overlord of all potatoes. You are probably like WHAT? (Like my dad)
so, I will break this up for you. Since I love all types of potatoes, why not
be the over lord of them? One thing I will do after I am the leader of all potatoes,
I will make it rain mashed potatoes or a.k.a make it potato heaven! I will also
make the whole world a big potato paradise and then potato lovers Malem, Ashton
and a bunch of other people will be enjoying the great potato life. If you
don’t like potatoes you are the Grinch who stole all of the potatoes.
Wizard of trains... why not? If I
am good with trains all around the world, I will never get lost in a new place!
Let’s say I am at 207 street, Inwood. I would say take a Brooklyn bound D or A
train the Seventh Avenue, Columbus circle. Next you take a Brooklyn bound D or
B train to 57st street and then take a Queens
bound E express train to Queens plaza for a Forest Hills 71st avenue
bound M or R train to 65th street, simple right? Well, if it is not
simple for you it is simple for me so DEAL WITH IT! If I were the god of all
trains, that would be a great help and some great knowledge. Don’t you think
that is great?
Stickmen, a great choice for a
power! Stickmen can do many things because they are your creations. They can
jump, hop, sword fight, skip, go crazy, and unsuccessfully fly a plane. The
greatest thing is that you can make them act out the stories they are in.
Basically if your story is weird and unusual, the stickmen will act unusual!
That would be awesome! I made a completely drawn book with stickmen in it. In
the book there was a garlic and onion dimension.
Everybody’s eyes burned and the room smelled quirky. If it occurred in real
life, that would be very weird. In another part of the book, there would be a
guy falling down the stairs. Who can forget the part where there was a guy
continuously pressing a button! You can obviously tell that being the god of
all stickmen is obviously awesome!
Ice, a pretty good element to
possess. I want to able to control ice!
You want to know why? If I can control ice, I can basically do what ever I want
with ice. So, I can make the Abominable Iceman and then make it attack
everything! I can also create a World War Ice I and have trench warfare… with
ice! Don’t forget in the summer you will never be steaming hot during the war because
you can make ice cubes and cool yourself down!
Crucio Sectumsempra Morsmordre...finally, a potion
of crazy wizard powers. These powers, pretty cool right? Yes they are.
5 comments:
Branden, As I read your essay, I kept thinking about what overlord do I want to be...? I am wavering between brussels sprouts or Chinese water spinach (kong xin cai). And as always, another fun, creative, enjoyable read! I can't wait to read your next work of art. Write on...
Your essays are really creative and interesting. I like how you incorporated your "boy side" into it. P.S. I would be the overlord of brussels sprouts. DON'T JUDGE, THEY'RE GOOD.
-grace
I think you already posses magical power. The magical power of creative writing. I'm constantly amazed by your ideas and topics. Great job.
good job me
ITs Dumbledore not DUMBLE DWARF!!!! AGHHHHHH!!!!! *Harry Potter Fan Screams*
Anyway... this is hilarious and very imaginative. Especially with the very obvious love for potatoes
-Leanne
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