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Monday, June 22, 2015

BRANDEN WANG presents...


“You’ve completed your training,” announced Belehstrow. “If you work together, you might be able to defeat Bledgeamore. But be aware, Beledgeamore has raised a large thundering army of 1,000 infantry, 50 dead raisers, and 250 horsemen. He has done this with the help of the darkest creature in the 3 realms. So, he will be extra powerful.”
         “Thank you for helping us Belehstrow,” said Johnly.
         “Farewell young wizards.”
         And the boys set off to defeat Bledgeamore...


       IT’S
BENJY, SPANT, AND JOHNLY in...
WIZARD BATTLE part 2 of 2
                 

         “They are coming,” croaked death raiser 21.
         “Prepare the ninjas, I want a full on assault!” exclaimed Bledgeamore Doomflinger...
...

         “Doop, dooupity,” whistled Spant.
         “This will be dangerous, Bledgeamore has raised an army...” muttered Johnly.
         “Heyyy,” said Benjy. “NINJAS!!!”
        Boom, boom, BOOM. The small, nimble ninjas pounced from tree to tree, sending dark powerful balls of dark magic; these balls were known as shadow balls. Benjy countered the next volley of balls with a ghaust punch, sending the shadow balls hurling toward the trees. Then, Spant attacked with an earthquake, sending the ninjas tumbling onto solid ground. Johnly felt a surge of energy...
         Irony,” - to cause something bad to happen – said yelled Johnly.
         “WHOAH,” exclaimed Spant. “What was that?”
         “HUMMM,” said Benjy
         “Guys, look at this...”

+ON THE 15 PRIME SPELLS+

For millenniums, the 15 prime spells could be only be casted by the Spotzo blood, it’s still the same. What, you actually thought something changed? THE CODEX OF INFINITE KNOWABILITY has housed these spells of millenniums, as well. These spells include
1.     Liquidity
2.    Elementity
3.    Pannalopy
4.    Irony
5.    Unity
6.    Futurity
7.    Gravity
8.    Density
9.    Parity
10.  Tunilary
11.   Stanilty
12.  Quitility
13.  Rentinaltinily
14.   Shutitlity
15.  Sibility
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         “Whelp, let’s keep going,” said Spant.
         “HUHHUH.”
         “Why are you panting?”
         “I brought along 50 fingerling potatoes to help us fight Bledgeamore.”
         “AND how is that going to help us?”
         “Johnly can make them come alive.”
         “We are here,” announced Johnly.
         “Hey Johnly,” asked Spant. “Can you make these potatoes to come alive; they might help us fight Bledgeamore.
“Good point, Rentinaltinily.”
The potatoes came alive. Heir leader was a potato named Potato Fingerling. Ironic, right?! The potatoes knew who Bledgeamore was because he ate five of them a day. They knew him as the Big Butt, they agreed to fight Bledgeamore and end his potato sacrificing nonsense.
The boys ventured into the castle not knowing what to expect...

...

The boys saw solid Umbravese steel columns lined with human realm titanium. This combination will cause everyone who touches it to have eternal bad luck.
“Well, well, well. Look who comes wandering here...” said a random, omniums voice.
“Bledgeamore...” murmured Johnly.
“I am surprised you were stupid enough to come without an army.”
“Come out guys!”
“Huah!” yelled Benjy and Spant.
“Huah!” yelled the potatoes with an Idaho accent.
“POTATOES!?!?!? REALLY!!!” roared Bledgeamore.
“ATTACK!”
“HUAHUAHU”
“IDAHO!!!” (“IDAHO” is the potato war cry).
Johnly’s army charged forward with 50 potato wizards, and three human wizards. Bledgeamore’s army charged with 1 dead raiser and 2 warriors. First, the potato wizards flung volleys of 15 magic balls at a time while they were aided by Spant’s helping hand spell this made the potato magic stronger.  The potatoes easily defeated 1 of the warriors. The next warrior came close to the potato line but never broke it.
On the other side of the battlefield, thing were heating up.
         “Fireball, fireball, FIREBALL!” raged Benjy as he tried to hit the dead raiser. Just in a nick of time, Spant and his potatoes came and aid Benjy, but the fight doesn’t end there. The dead raisers get two zombie helpers... which were easily defeated. The dread raise ran for his life but was disintegrated by Benjy.
         The boys come to Johnly’s side in just 3 Nano seconds.
         “You’re goin’ down,” said Johnly.
         Bledgeamore launched fire, water ball.
         “PANOLOPY,” yelled Johnly. To protect. The attack was deflected.
         “Deflect this!” yelled Bledgeamore as he launched a giant bolder.
         “Liquidity!” To make something into liquids.
         “You fling the prime spells like a novice lighting a candle!”
         “QUINTILITY.” To summon protection. A gallant white knight rode forth, riding a swift white horse.
     “Go, ATTACK THESE FINES MY SOILDERS!!!” Beledgeamore bellowed as the white knight attacked him.
         “We gotta run to away guys.”
         “I’m way ahead of you,” said Spant at the door.
         “AHHAHHAHAHAAHHHHHH!!!” yelled Johnly and Benjy on the top of their lungs.
...
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               
         “The only way you can get back to your realm is by teleporting there,” said Bellehstrow.
         “We will be coming with you Lord Spant. We will just be cool rocks in your room. No one will notice us!” said the potatoes as they bowed with their faces touching the ground.
         “In the human realm, I will be substitute teacher Mr. Gramit Bellhd.”
         “Well,” said Johnly.” We bid farewell to all of you.”
         “Farewell my friends,” said Bellestrow.
         “Bye Johnly,” said the knight.
         “MEHARE,” said the horse.
         And the Boys and the potatoes left...

THE END!!!


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Saturday, June 13, 2015

BRANDEN WANG Presents...



         “TAMMON FLAME, to make fire,” said Johnly, conjuring a fireball. Johnly is a 4 stripe wizard.
        “LIGHTNING STRIKE, to summon lightning,” said Spant, summoning a lightning spell. Spant was a 3 stripe wizard with 7 bars.
         “WATER FLASH, to summon a big wave,” said Benjy, crafting a big wave. Benjy was a two stripe wizard with 54 experience.

         Where did this start? Let’s go back 2 hours and let’s go back to the human realm.


IT’S

BENJY, SPANT, AND JOHNLY in...

WIZARD BATTLE Part 1of 2


                  It all started when Johnly was cleaning his room; he found an old book with a cover of steel lined with fine black silk. Engraved on the cover were the words, THE CODEX OF INFINITE KNOWABILITY.  He asked his mom what the heavy-as-a-boulder-book was. But he never found out. His mom touched the book and it stung her. Twitching in anger, she grounded Johnly, but instead of disallowing him to watch TV, he can’t do math for 1 week (Johnly is in math academy, which mandates members to do math for 2 hours daily.). He asked his dad, same reaction.
         Johnly felt bummed.
         He called Benjy and Spant to see if they can help.

...

     “Hmmm,” thought Benjy. “It looks like a textbook. YOW!!! Is it supposed to electrocute people!?!?!?”
         “Being a pro gamer,” announced Spant. “There is OBVIOUSLY magic involved.”
         “AS IF!”
         “Hey, it IS possible.”
         Benjy fumed.
         “OOOHHHKKKAYYYY,” stuttered Johnly. “Look at this.”
         “What is THAT? ALL I SEE are SQUIGGLES,” shrieked Benjy.
         “You are actually right!” replied Spant.
         “It says...”


+ON TELEPORTATION+

Teleportation is mind-blowing yet dangerous. When Harch Sorcerer Johnliverce Spartxo tried teleporting for the 12 time, he had short term memory loss, and it turned everyone in a 50 meter radius into cows for 3 hours. Do not teleport if you are in a one mile radius of the sea, if you do, you will be sorry.
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         “Meh, why don’t we try the spell?” asked Spant.
         “Why not?” Benjy questioned.
        “Let’s see, Hem hip hmmin. Okay, teleposias, teleport to One World Trade Center!” boomed Johnly.
          BOOM. WURRWURRWURR.
         The boys suddenly plunged into what seemed like a bottomless void, it was apparent to them, they were goners.

...

         A fireball shot over the Blargwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry located at Shivilk in the Mragbus realm. The Wizard Belehstrow of Caldman made a potion. He saw the fireball.
         “They have arrived,” said the elderly wizard in a gruff voice. The old wizard put on his old, torn cloak encrusted with fabric forged in the Umubravierse realm. He put on his chainmail shoulder blades and set off to find the three boys.

...

         “UGH, what happened?!”  Benjy groaned.
         “Hmm. Judging by the dense trees, the lush rain forest, and the humidity, we must be in the Amazon Rainforest,” Spant commented.
         “I don’t think so,” said Johnly. “I don’t think we are in our realm.”
         “What kind of gibberish is that?”
         Just as they started walking, Belehstrow appeared.

...

         The three boys woke up in a hut and saw Belestrow.
         “Are you Johnly Sorso?” Belehstrow thundered, pointing at Johnly.
         “YYYEEEZ,” slambered Johnly.
         “You are the Blood Desiccant of Johnliverts Sportzo, you are also the only one who can save us from the greedy wizard, Bledgeamoor Doomflinger.”
         “I am just a regular kid, surely you have the wrong person?”
       “Low self-esteem you have young child! Try lifting this glass of water, concentrate on the cup...”
         “WOAH, it’s floating!?” exclaimed Spant.
    “Let me see the book of yours,” Belehstrow requested. “THE CODEX OF INFINITE KNOWABILITY.”
         “How can I save the world? I am just a kid,” remarked Johnly.
        “Sorcerers come from strange beginnings.” from that hour on, the three boys trained for 2 hours and when they finished training, they had an armor on and were ready to go.