“TAMMON
FLAME, to make fire,” said Johnly, conjuring a fireball. Johnly is a 4 stripe
wizard.
“LIGHTNING STRIKE, to summon
lightning,” said Spant, summoning a lightning spell. Spant was a 3 stripe
wizard with 7 bars.
“WATER FLASH, to summon a big wave,”
said Benjy, crafting a big wave. Benjy was a two stripe wizard with 54
experience.
Where did this start? Let’s go back 2
hours and let’s go back to the human realm.
IT’S
BENJY, SPANT, AND JOHNLY in...
WIZARD BATTLE Part 1of 2
It all started when Johnly was
cleaning his room; he found an old book with a cover of steel lined with fine
black silk. Engraved on the cover were the words, THE CODEX OF INFINITE KNOWABILITY.
He asked his mom what the heavy-as-a-boulder-book was. But he never
found out. His mom touched the book and it stung her. Twitching in anger, she
grounded Johnly, but instead of disallowing him to watch TV, he can’t do math
for 1 week (Johnly is in math academy, which mandates members to do math for 2
hours daily.). He asked his dad, same reaction.
Johnly felt bummed.
He called Benjy and Spant to see if
they can help.
...
“Hmmm,” thought Benjy. “It looks like a
textbook. YOW!!! Is it supposed to electrocute people!?!?!?”
“Being a pro gamer,” announced Spant.
“There is OBVIOUSLY magic involved.”
“AS IF!”
“Hey, it IS possible.”
Benjy fumed.
“OOOHHHKKKAYYYY,” stuttered Johnly. “Look at this.”
“What is THAT? ALL I SEE are SQUIGGLES,”
shrieked Benjy.
“You are actually right!” replied
Spant.
“It says...”
+ON TELEPORTATION+
Teleportation
is mind-blowing yet dangerous. When Harch Sorcerer Johnliverce Spartxo tried
teleporting for the 12 time, he had short term memory loss, and it turned
everyone in a 50 meter radius into cows for 3 hours. Do not teleport if you are
in a one mile radius of the sea, if you do, you will be sorry.
+++
“Meh, why don’t we try the spell?”
asked Spant.
“Why not?” Benjy questioned.
“Let’s see, Hem hip hmmin. Okay,
teleposias, teleport to One World Trade Center!” boomed Johnly.
BOOM. WURRWURRWURR.
The boys suddenly plunged into what
seemed like a bottomless void, it was apparent to them, they were goners.
...
A fireball shot over the Blargwarts
School of Witchcraft and Wizardry located at Shivilk in the Mragbus realm. The Wizard
Belehstrow of Caldman made a potion. He saw the fireball.
“They have arrived,” said the elderly
wizard in a gruff voice. The old wizard put on his old, torn cloak encrusted
with fabric forged in the Umubravierse realm. He put on his chainmail shoulder
blades and set off to find the three boys.
...
“UGH, what happened?!” Benjy groaned.
“Hmm. Judging by the dense trees, the
lush rain forest, and the humidity, we must be in the Amazon Rainforest,” Spant
commented.
“I don’t think so,” said Johnly. “I
don’t think we are in our realm.”
“What kind of gibberish is that?”
Just as they started walking, Belehstrow
appeared.
...
The three boys woke up in a hut and saw
Belestrow.
“Are you Johnly Sorso?” Belehstrow thundered, pointing at Johnly.
“YYYEEEZ,” slambered Johnly.
“You are the Blood Desiccant of
Johnliverts Sportzo, you are also the only one who can save us from the greedy
wizard, Bledgeamoor Doomflinger.”
“I am just a regular kid, surely you
have the wrong person?”
“Low self-esteem you have young child!
Try lifting this glass of water, concentrate on the cup...”
“WOAH, it’s floating!?” exclaimed
Spant.
“Let me see the book of yours,” Belehstrow
requested. “THE CODEX OF INFINITE KNOWABILITY.”
“How can I save the world? I am just a
kid,” remarked Johnly.
“Sorcerers come from strange
beginnings.” from that hour on, the three boys trained for 2 hours and when
they finished training, they had an armor on and were ready to go.
3 comments:
Branden, What? Another battle? Don't the boys ever take a break from fighting?
By the way, THE CODEX OF INFINITE KNOWABILITY - where I can buy a copy? :)
B: I guess I should never attempt teleporting, too much risk. CGG
Hi B,
I enjoyed reading this.
I think it may be time to introduce a female character into the story?
Keep up the good work!
L.W.
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