From the Desk of Branden Wang

~WARNING~

PLEASE NOTE...

The following story is all fake bbla bla bbbllalal baaall. So blah blah balh blah. It was

written and composed by a boy named Johnly Blukro. He is a real person. Blah blah

blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

ALL READERS ARE ADVISED TO WEAR A STRAITJACKET WHEN TRADING THIS. DUE TO ITS AWESOMENESS CAN MAKE YOU CRAZY.

 Now, a word from the author. Yours truly Johnly Bukr.

Dear reader,

            I hope you will enjoy this piece I have composed. I have composed this with the finest Banana Inc. computer, a Jaorn Book air pro.

Sincerely,

Johnly Buckro

Now, a message from the publisher. TACOS     INC.

Dear reader,

            TACOS INC is proud to bring you this well written piece of art. We hope you enjoy it.

Best regards,

Benlington (Benjy) Heptip

CEO of TACOS INC

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Through the Limbs... / Johnly Blukro

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_{DEDICATED TO}

My swell friends, Benjy and Spant

THROUGH THE LIMBS…

By Johnly Blukro

Johnly 

            

“BZZT”

         “It is done!” exclaimed Benjy Heptip. “The HITHERe174283& is finished!” Benjy is a very creative boy who has a fiery temper. His temper caused him to yell at him self for getting a 99.9 on a math test. Benjy was born on January 1, 2004, loves dragon fruit, and studied college math for 15 hours straight, and wouldn’t have mastered catch without Johnly.

         “What ever,” growled Johnly in a dead way.  Johnly is a boy who has an ice cool temper, in other words he is calm. His calmness has won his 418 calm awards. Johnly was born on December 31, 2004, stars at capture the flag, ran to Quebec in 15 hours (and back), and would of flunked kindergarten without Benjy.

         “You are probably wondering what the machine does. It blah bah is blah. (Blacked out because it will spoil what is does). Blag fwuq HUW Fleas fhewq.”

         “Sigh,” sighs Benjy. “Why don’t you SHUT UP and show me how this thing works!?”

         “OKEY DONKY”

         “AAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHAH” yelled Benjy and Johnly as they tumbled toward a dark abyss.

          This is Spant; he is a giant squid. Today, Spant feels like a mixture of root beer, mustard, and acid has hit him. Kooky, right?

Spant

         “Where are we?” asked Johnly

         “It appears we are in a giant squid you rookie Boone,” growled Benjy.

         “Hey, at least I am not the n00by butt who got us into this mess.”

         “Sorry.”

         “Sorry.”

         “Hugs?”

“Hugs.”

~THREE HUGS LATER~

         “The giant squid’s category is Mollusca and its class is Cephalopoda. The giant squid’s habitat is spread across the oceans. Its mantle accounts for only 7.4 ft. of the squid while its tentacles account for 16 ft. of the body; at the most, the giant squid is 44 ft. long. This squid eats fish and other squids; sperm whales and maybe pilot whales eat it,” babbled Benjy.

“HIMIMIMIMIM,” hmmm Johnly.

“Is that.”

“The brain”

Benjy’s chunky ‘n’ cheesy facts: the giant squid brain.

                                                    

Benjy

         The giant squid has a complex nervous system and a doughnut shaped brain. The giant squid is believed to be the smartest invertebrate. The giant squid’s esophagus goes through the brain in a hole in the center of the brain.

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         “Meh, let’s go,”

         “Wait… why is there a tube going through the brain?”

         “AAHHHHHH!!!” yelled the two boys crashing into each other. They kept running into each other until they fell face down on the brain.

         “Hm!” said Johnly. “What nifty eyes!

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Benjy’s chunky and cheesy facts: the giant squid eyes.

       The giant squid has the largest eyes of any living creature; the eyes having a diameter of 1 foot, the size of a football or a dinner plate. These eyes allow the squid to detect prey in areas with low light level. They do this by finding the slightest change in light.

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         “Hmm,” said Benjy.

         “HeHeHe AHHH!!!” yelled Johnly.

         Johnly completely freaked out by the sight of a 1 foot diameter, 3.14 feet circumference eye twitch. He ran to the esophagus and slid down. Benjy followed Johnly, ran to the esophagus and slid down. He regretted every step.

         “Shut up!” yelled Benjy.

         “I wanna go home,” said Johnly. “Where are we?”

         “In a squid arm.”

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Benjy’s chunky and cheesy facts: the giant squid arms / tentacles.

         The has 8 arms and 2 tentacles. The tentacles tend to be 33 ft. long allowing the squid to capture prey from a far distance. The clubs at the ends of the tentacles are lines with sharp edged suction cups about 1 to 2 inches in diameter. The giant squid uses its tentacles to capture and immobilize its prey.

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         “Up we go!” yelled the two boys.

The two boys turned on their jet packs and went up and up until they hit the brain and fell onto the beak which was on the bottom of the mantle.

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Benjy’s chunky ‘n’ cheesy facts: the giant squid mantle and beak.

         The mantle is the body of the squid and only accounts for 6.5 feet of the giant squid’s length. To move, the giant squid fills a cavity within the mantle and shoots water through a funnel on the underside of the squid.

            The beak is razor sharp and is used to cut prey into small pieces. Once the prey is chewed, the teeth covered tongue like organ called the radula will cut the prey into smaller pieces.

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       “THE BEAK!” shouted Benjy over the sound of the tongue thing.

         “PROTECTION SHEILDS ON,” said Johnly.

         “ON A COUNT OF THREE, JUMP! CANTLOUPE CREAM PIE, FAT GUYS ARE COOL, WATCH OUT STOMACH, HERE WE GO… 3!!!

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       Benjy and Johnly woke up next to the machine that brought them into the giant squid.

         “Do you think that machine brought us to the giant squid?” asked Benjy.

         “Whelp, that is probably something we should keep to our selves,” said Johnly.

THE END?

P.S. THE MACHINE TAKES YOU TO WHERE EVER YOU WANT TO GO TO.