IT’S
BENJY,
SPANT, AND JOHNLY in...
JUNE 13TH,
THE BATTLE OF
CROWNS BEND, CALIFORNIA
As Branden was taking the Q72 to
Far Rockaway, Kid Nation’s x386 tanks rumbled toward LA. These tanks represent
an upside-down camouflaged green top; these tanks had a Pentel twist-erase
eraser going through the top (basically a long barrel going through the top
able to shoot frag bombs 5217 yards away). These tanks continued speeding toward the Kid Nation’s station at
Crowns Bend California, crossing the path of 125 German boys going to the
German controlled base at Crowns Bend West. These boys were under command of
the German senator, Hans.
JOHNLY’S
HOUSE, NYC. FAR ROCKAWAY
Branden arrived at Johnly’s
backyard. He thought that Johnly’s house was usual, but
he was wrong. He activated his anti-gravity shoes to fly over the fence to
Johnly’s back yard to see Benjy, Spant, and Johnly who were playing grudge
ball.
“Who are you?” demanded Spant.
“I am Senator Branden from Kid
Nation,” said Johnly; “you have been called upon to serve kid-kind.”
“Why WOULD we?” growled Benjy,
turning as red as a tomato.
“Do you want to be ruled by
German Kids?”
“HMM” said Benjy, Spant, and
Johnly.
THE
BATTLE FIELD, 15 MILES FROM LA
You could barely see 5 meters in
front of you. Smoke from the Germans’ 628X water guns and the Americans and
Taiwanese’s 17428GX water guns covered the air. The German boys attached their
upside down Ajax Dish detergent bottles onto their water guns and started to
charge onto the sandy wasteland. General Jack assumed this would happen so he
thickened his solder’s line, making his forces buffer.
Once the German boys came to
Jack, Jamie, and Clay’s fortifications, it all became hand to hand fighting.
Blue soap detergent splattered over the solders, creating the new catch phrase:
Dam this darnin’ Ajax, “splish-sploshing” my clothes. Soldiers used this phrase
in the war.
Just then, four camouflage yellow kid-size Toyota jeeps and nine Subaru legacies arrived, all carrying about 5 Kid
Nation solders each. These cars arrived from the Kid Nation’s station at Crowns
Bend and they moved these Special Forces troops from fortification to
fortification. Cannons balls were launched, grenades were tossed, and water was
fired. And the “tec-calvary” advanced, a yard a minute. The German Kids
continued to fight this losing battle until they surrendered.
Just minutes later, the German
Boys marched toward Crown’s Bend East Kid Nation prison center. There, they
were fed only two cans of genetically modified Spinach each day and kept in the
cell for what felt like eons.
CLOSE TO
KID NATION”S STATON AT CROWNS BEND
“...so, we are fighting this war
because it is better if the world is in the control of adults,” said Branden. “Well,
we are at the Kid Nation’s Station at Crown’s bend California.”
“NOO, WE ARE GOING TO RUN INTO A
ROCK!!!” yelled Benjy, Spant, and Johnly.
A door opened.
The Green 16’ long and 6 feet
wide 28475302XGEAFR2 car entered the kid Nation’s station,
which looked like a BIG sand dune with a 275 feet diameter with a 863.5 feet
circumference covered with 175 lbs. of sand on top of it.
“Wow,” said Benjy, Spant, and
Johnly in awe. Everyone walked until Branden stopped in front of a hooded
figure.
Branden whispered something into the
figure’s ear and left.
“I am Benjy, this is Spant and
Johnly,” said Benjy. “Who are you?”
“Welp, if yall’ want to know, my
name is General Jack (Buck) Wilson, Commander of all of Kid Nation’s volunteer army.”
Benjy, Spant, and Johnly’s jaws
dropped to the ground.
“Soosoo soosoo yyoouu aarree tthhee BBuucckk WWiillssoonn,” said
Benjy, Spant, and Johnly.
The three boys unexpectedly collapsed
and were dragged by Buck’s right and left hand men, Jamie and Clay...
TO
BE CONTINUED
STATUS
REPORT
Germans
- man power 125
- casualties 30
- 94 surrendered *
Kid Nation
- man power 315
- casualties 26
Crown’s Bend Station
- man power 65
- casualties 4
Germans Kid Nation
