From the Desk of Branden Wang...

IT’S

BENJY, SPANT, AND JOHNLY in...

JUNE 13^TH, THE BATTLE OF

CROWNS BEND, CALIFORNIA

As Branden was taking the Q72 to Far Rockaway, Kid Nation’s x386 tanks rumbled toward LA. These tanks represent an upside-down camouflaged green top; these tanks had a Pentel twist-erase eraser going through the top (basically a long barrel going through the top able to shoot frag bombs 5217 yards away). These tanks continued speeding toward the Kid Nation’s station at Crowns Bend California, crossing the path of 125 German boys going to the German controlled base at Crowns Bend West. These boys were under command of the German senator, Hans.

JOHNLY’S HOUSE, NYC. FAR ROCKAWAY

Branden arrived at Johnly’s backyard. He thought that Johnly’s house was usual, but he was wrong. He activated his anti-gravity shoes to fly over the fence to Johnly’s back yard to see Benjy, Spant, and Johnly who were playing grudge ball.

“Who are you?” demanded Spant.

“I am Senator Branden from Kid Nation,” said Johnly; “you have been called upon to serve kid-kind.”

“Why WOULD we?” growled Benjy, turning as red as a tomato.

“Do you want to be ruled by German Kids?”

“HMM” said Benjy, Spant, and Johnly.

THE BATTLE FIELD, 15 MILES FROM LA

You could barely see 5 meters in front of you. Smoke from the Germans’ 628X water guns and the Americans and Taiwanese’s 17428GX water guns covered the air. The German boys attached their upside down Ajax Dish detergent bottles onto their water guns and started to charge onto the sandy wasteland. General Jack assumed this would happen so he thickened his solder’s line, making his forces buffer.

Once the German boys came to Jack, Jamie, and Clay’s fortifications, it all became hand to hand fighting. Blue soap detergent splattered over the solders, creating the new catch phrase: Dam this darnin’ Ajax, “splish-sploshing” my clothes. Soldiers used this phrase in the war.

Just then, four camouflage yellow kid-size Toyota jeeps and nine Subaru legacies arrived, all carrying about 5 Kid Nation solders each. These cars arrived from the Kid Nation’s station at Crowns Bend and they moved these Special Forces troops from fortification to fortification. Cannons balls were launched, grenades were tossed, and water was fired. And the “tec-calvary” advanced, a yard a minute. The German Kids continued to fight this losing battle until they surrendered.

Just minutes later, the German Boys marched toward Crown’s Bend East Kid Nation prison center. There, they were fed only two cans of genetically modified Spinach each day and kept in the cell for what felt like eons. 

CLOSE TO KID NATION”S STATON AT CROWNS BEND

“...so, we are fighting this war because it is better if the world is in the control of adults,” said Branden. “Well, we are at the Kid Nation’s Station at Crown’s bend California.”

“NOO, WE ARE GOING TO RUN INTO A ROCK!!!” yelled Benjy, Spant, and Johnly.

A door opened.

The Green 16’ long and 6 feet wide 28475302XGEAFR² car entered the kid Nation’s station, which looked like a BIG sand dune with a 275 feet diameter with a 863.5 feet circumference covered with 175 lbs. of sand on top of it.

“Wow,” said Benjy, Spant, and Johnly in awe. Everyone walked until Branden stopped in front of a hooded figure.

Branden whispered something into the figure’s ear and left.

“I am Benjy, this is Spant and Johnly,” said Benjy. “Who are you?”

“Welp, if yall’ want to know, my name is General Jack (Buck) Wilson, Commander of all of Kid Nation’s volunteer army.”

Benjy, Spant, and Johnly’s jaws dropped to the ground.

“Soosoo soosoo yyoouu aarree tthhee BBuucckk WWiillssoonn,” said Benjy, Spant, and Johnly.

The three boys unexpectedly collapsed and were dragged by Buck’s right and left hand men, Jamie and Clay...

TO BE CONTINUED

STATUS REPORT

Germans

• man power 125
• casualties 30
• 94 surrendered * 

*1 general

Kid Nation

• man power 315
• casualties 26

Crown’s Bend Station

• man power 65
• casualties 4

Germans                                    Kid Nation