Branden Wang Presents...

IT’S

BENJY, SPANT, AND JOHNLY in...

THE BATTLE OF NYC AND THE ALAMO

         Once Benjy Spant and Johnly woke up, Jack told them about the war, how it started, and all the stats. Jack heard about what they did, time travel and space; the three boys were now Captains. They sent the three boys with Branden back to New York after they found out that the Germans were going to attack the Kid nation’s base at New York City; Jack was going toward Alamo Texas to find 3 corps under German control. They had 81 troops and the kid nation’s 125 troops at the base under Jacob Yerner of Minnesota. Jack had 219 troops, Clay, and Jamie. Branden had 81 troops, Kid Nation’s 125 regular troops and Benjy, Spant, Johnly, and Jacob.

         “What is the plan?” asked Jamie.

        “Okay,” said Jack. “First, Jamie will attack the Germans from a 120 degrees angle. Clay will attack the Germans from a 240 degrees angle. Finally, I will attack at a 360 degrees angle. Surround the Germans and force them to surrender.

         “Wuz the plan?” asked Spant.

      “Well,” said Branden. “First, we will form a fish hook, allowing us to reinforce threatened sectors. Assuming they will charge, prepare the center after 45 minutes of firing.”

Alamo. A quiet town. The Germans camped at a valley called De Valley. Jack marched his troops there and started his campaign.

       Jamie marched toward the Germans, set up artillery and started a bombardment. Soon, Clay marched his troops, set up artillery and started firing. A few minutes later, Jack came and rapid shoot the Germans. This artillery barrage would go on for 2 grueling hours.

Once Branden’s army was in positions, Jacob – along with 50 troops - lured the Germans toward the barracks. The German assaults began, charging every 5 minutes. Ludwig Schulz and Felix Lange launched 12 attacks, which all almost broke the Kid Nation line. The Germans stopped for 15 minutes leading up to the final attack.

The Kid Nation was closing in on the Germans, sweeping panic through the enemy lines. Some tried to escape, but it was no use. Hans Schmitt and Schor Hoffman’s army was gonzo. Some tried to flee via unfinished bullet train tracks. It was no use. They were goners. Jack’s army advanced. The Germans kept firing, no use. They tried shoving through the enemy lines, no use. They even tried switching sides, definitely no use. Hoffman had to surrender.

         “THEY ARE COMING!” yelled Jacob.

         “Man your battle stations!” ordered Branden.

         “Here we go,” said Benjy Johnly and Spant.

         Bam. 10 injured.

         Bam. 20 injured.

         Bam. 30 injured.

         Bam. 40 injured.

         Bam. Germans fired.

         Bam. 50 injured.

         Bam. Reinforcements fire from behind.

         Bam, Ludwig surrendered.

        

Jack met with Hoffman at the Alamo Recreational Vehicle Park. You are probably wondering, wouldn’t 20 kids in battle uniform, sitting in chairs, at a table, and in the middle of the park, would be noticeable. No one noticed them, ironically. A Canadian negotiator with Germany and Kid Nation brought forth a treaty, it says:

         No German or Kid Nation dudes won’t ever fight and stuff like that. So yeah, sign the treaty.

Jack Wilson

Schor Hoffman

They shook on it and left. Twas’ a day for Kid Nation.

Branden and Ludwig met at JFK, yeah; you are probably wondering how no one noticed them. Well no one noticed them so DEAL WITH IT. A Canadian business dude to Germany and Kid Nation handed them the treaty, it claims:

          Hear ye, hear ye! We are here to discuss surrendering stuff. Move that out of the way. We are actually here on behalf of peace. So what we lost the crusade. Put it behind us. Let us rejoice.

Branden Wang

Ludwig Schuz

The two shook on it and left.

Celebration. Jack gave THE EPANTASMATION ACOMSTAPATION honoring the 726 people who helped the win the Kid War.

      “Ahem, Four Boars and Bleven Gears ago. Our friends bought a cereal box. Crusty, dusty, and horrible,” boomed Jack.

      “The Kid War is done and we are flabbergasted and “stuffies”. We will honor and stuff like they did in every single war, SHEESH.

       BUTTIES, in a larger sense stuff, we cannot dedicate, consecrate, or hollow. Mustn’t eat Greek yogurt, eat cottage cheese, peeve, or any disgusting soufflé stuff. Mustn’t eat many stuff or do many stupid stuffies. Nar buckle. Cool beans. We must follow what Branden I (LE FATHER) wanted this nation, a cool awesome stuff and an awesome nation, by the people, of the people, for the people.”

         And that is the happy ending to the saga of the Kid War.

P.S THE BRANDEN IN THE STORY IS BRANDEN II.

THE END ^{(OF THE KID WAR SAGA)}