WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? by Branden Wang

It is coming close to time, the time near the end, the end of the year. Oh, it is coming close to December, the wrapper-upper of the year. We have completed all our goals, every last one. Hey. What are my goals for this year?

         There is a school that is close to my current school, P.S. 166Q, that I want to apply to. Let us welcome - The Baccalaureate School for Global Education. The school is an IB school, and IB schools are recognized worldwide so they have to be excellent! It is also ranked 136 out of approximately 500,000 schools in the nation. Yes, the nation. I will achieve this by working very hard, not making careless mistakes, and getting a four on the state exam. If I get into The Baccalaureate School for Global Education, my future will become bright!

Four, the best grade you can get; you want it, but you can’t get it. I want that four like many others. The four tells me if I will go to a first-class middle school or a crummy middle school. It also can guide me to get an awesome or death-sentencing job. If I continue on to The Baccalaureate School for Global Education, a high-ranking middle school, I might get a well-paying job as a writer. If I go to a bad middle school, like the Youthbuild Charleston Center, I might get a crummy job as a cashier. I will get a four on the state wide by double checking for mistakes, be careful while copying numbers so I do not get mixed up, and finally, I will be careful so I don’t get mistakes. Who wants a crummy job if you can get a fancy-schmancy job?

Stickmen, stickmen, stickmen. Doesn’t everyone like stickmen? I like stickmen, oh, that is true, but I want to draw better than I had in 2014. Why I want to improve my drawing skills? Because last year (2014) I drew with no derp, derp is the “fun” in drawing stickmen. Without derp, stickmen are just stickmen, just standing there doing nothing. I will achieve this by continuously drawing stickmen. With derp!

Writing a series of books...seems awesome! If I were to write a series of books (which I want to do in the future) I write a series called The Ridiculously Purposeless adventures of Benjy Johnly and Spant. Writing used to be BORING for me, but now, after tutoring, I LOVE writing. Writing used to actually bore me; I think that happened because I could not write what I want and all my ideas got all crammed in my head so I just thought writing is dumb. Now I think writing is fun, I want to write. I will achieve my goal to write the series The Ridiculously Purposeless adventures of Benjy Johnly and Spant by writing very creatively and will never write “unoriginally”. Just like in illogical math (apartment building + apartment building = Empire State Building), fun equals good ideas!

         Oh, it is 2015, a new year, a time everyone starts out nice and fresh. They forget the naughty things or bad things choking them down. They all start acting out their resolutions, whether they are good or bad or whether they want to or not. I will start acting out my resolutions, oh yes, I will! Now you scurry along, ‘cause you got some resolutions to act out!