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Saturday, January 31, 2015

IT’S BENJY, SPANT, AND JOHNLY in... THE KID ASTRONAUTS by Branden Wang



         It was June 10th, 2052. Only a week after Spant went into Benjy’s body to get rid of his hiccups (in a sub of course)! The three boys, Benjy, Spant, and Johnly was in Johnly’s tree house. Johnly’s tree house was a tiny hexagon. It looked like it can only fit three people, but don’t underestimate the power of Johnly’s creativity! Inside the tree house, it is as big as a house! There is a living room, three small rooms, two bathrooms, and five closets. The weirdest part is that it is impossible to be boring.
         “Hmm...New improved space ship GlurxelDixie flies into outer space,” said Johnly looking at Xlebarterxthebomb computer. The gizmo toaster is a toaster with a TV implanted in it. It will be on air during 2064.                              
         “Nom chew burp nom nom nom nom,” gobbled Spant. “These dwagon fwute tastes very spectacular.” Spant is a very weird 11¾ years old that really likes Dragon Fruit. He also wan the 2050 dragon fruit eating contest and got three crates of dragon fruit.
         “Oh quiet would you,” grumbled Benjy. “I am trying to read a book you know?” Benjy is the most aggressive 12 1/10 year old you will ever meet. Once, he gave his sister an hour long scolding on why she should not come into his room.
         “We should go to space,” said Johnly.
“Well why not?” hesitantly agreed Spant.
         “We might DIE,” yelled Benjy.
         “Stop being a grouch Benjy,” grumbled Johnly.
         “Well don’t blame ME if you die,” exclaimed Benjy. 

~THE NEXT DAY~
 
The next day, Johnly put the finishing touches on his “awesome” rocket. Then he put his mega crane to work, it was going to move a 10 ton rocket onto Johnly’s custom made launch pad (he made the pad out of air transformed into iron). Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, and blast off! Johnly’s rocket went speeding off into outer space at 500 miles per hour. Then, the booster rockets fell off into the Atlantic Ocean near NY harbor, and the splash could be heard at Pittsburg. Soon the three astronauts were in their rocket cutting thru the atmosphe-.
 “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH” Yelled Spant and Benjy. “We are going to die!”
“No we aren’t, we are already in outer space,” said Johnly.
“Why don’t we go to Kepler-186f?” asked Benjy
“Let’s go!” exclaimed Johnly

~2 MINUTES LATER~ 
 
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” yelled everyone on board the spaceship.
“Did we have to use the turbo jets?” yelled Benjy.
“I.D.K,” replied Johnly
“Hey, there is Kepler-186f,”said Spant CALMLY.
         “Hum, nothing special, let’s go somewhere else.”
         “To Kepler -22!”

~1 MINUTE LATER~
         “NOW you use the not-too-fast-and-not-too-slow-lever,” said Benjy.
         “This is boring,” said Johnly. “We are going back to Earth.”

~20 MINUTES LATER~
“We are now entering the Earth’s atmosphere,” said the computer.
“Prepare,” said Johnly. “Prepare yourself for a rou-.”
“AAAAAGHAAAAAAGAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHGAHGAHGAHGA,” yelled Benjy wildly.
“Activating flames stopper, preparing parachutes, turning on the yimlafierkrintin, activating the ghghghghghghghghhghghghghghghghhghgh.”
“Now I think he is just making these things up.”
The ride suddenly became all bumpy; the rocket became an intense fireball. People in Buffalo saw a Fireball streaking through the sky. Even 50 years later scientists are still trying to figure out what exactly the fireball was.
Then suddenly, Johnly’s rocket crashed into his backyard. Then it went on fire. After that it completely fell apart. Everyone onboard the ship was not hurt. They all got a drink of jimitykimity a drink made of apples, dragon fruit, grape fruit, and durian.  Just then, Johnly smacked his forehead. He forgot to bring a bunch of random stuff into outer space and said they MUST go back to outer space.
Guess what he got? A. Big. NO!
THE END!!!
*LEAVE YOUR IDEAS IN THE COMMENTS PART. YOUR IDEA CAN BE IN THE NEXT CHAPTER OF THE SERISE!!! TKS :)*

6 comments:

Coach Jen Ng said...

Branden, I am so happy that you decided to write a chapter book in 2015. Your first chapter here is definitely creative and entertaining. I enjoyed it tremendously. My favorite parts are age 11 3/4, dragon fruit eating contest, jimitykimity, and A. Big. NO! Well, I just can't wait to read about their next adventure.

IDEAS - a competition against each other, a day lost in the forest, surviving a winter blizzard, the most unforgettable birthday, just another day. PICK MINE! : )

Anonymous said...

Oh well this story was interesting... But hilarious. The next one should be about an adventure into a volcano, or something like that. :-P
-Your amazingly talented and beautiful cousin L.C. :-P

Anonymous said...

Chapter 2, can't wait anymore!!

Very good job B.

L.W.

Anonymous said...

I like the craziness of this! WOW-A rocketship in one day! We all wish...
-grace

K Huang said...

Good job Branden. Keep up the good work.

Your cousin C.H.

Anonymous said...

Very exciting, can't wait to read the next chapter. Goo Goo.

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